It’s officially over

One of Hollywood’s longest lasting couples, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, officially announced that they will be calling it quits. After 14 years together no less! The news comes after several rumours that they’ve broken up. What can the reason be for their breakup? That Johnny Depp’s too hot or that Vanessa Paradis is too beautiful? Puzzling.

Alec Baldwin shoves a photographer

Seems like Alec has a bit of a problem. The 30 Rock actor had previously attacked photographers in 1995 and in 2010. Celeb photographer, Santos was apparently standing on a New York sidewalk with two other photographers, when Baldwin came towards them – and not in a friendly manner.

“He said, ‘Stay away from me, or I’ll break your f—— teeth,’” said photographer Jefferson Siegel. “Then he grabbed my camera lens, and tried to shove my camera to the ground.”

After the incident Baldwin tweeted his side of the story:

Sorry Alec, Santos – 1, Alec – 0. Who do you believe?

Kristen Stewart is the highest-paid actress

The 22-year-old Twilight star is reportedly the highest-paid actress in Hollywood, says Forbes. She earned a staggering $34.5 million from May 2011 to May 2012. Holy Bella! Let’s see at 22, I was studying, living in res with a roommate, making say around R400 a week as a waitress. Many parallels. Not.

Mubarak: Dead or alive?

First he was clinically dead and now he’s in a coma, or so it is claimed. No one is sure exactly what’s going on with ex-president Hosni Mubarak, but speculation continues. On the question: Should he be treated in a proper hospital, fit for a president? Hells no.

Follow the discussion on Twitter.

SA cartoon makes waves

The work of sometimes controversial SA cartoonist, Mdu Ntuli has been given loads of exposure by none other than Comedy Central. Wow! The artist said that his Izikhokho Show will appear, between shows, on this funny channel. What’s so controversial is that Jesus commits suicide in the show, because he discovers that he’s a Shangaan. The animation is called: Jesus is a Shangaan. With more than 108 396 views on YouTube, this has certainly gone viral. Check it out and let us know what you think.

Photos via New York Daily News and here.